San Francisco

So if you’re a dumb ass, you probably don’t know that the iPhone 4S will be released on October 14th. I was hoping for an iPhone 5, but instead we’re getting a 4S… blah. The only new features really is the new A5 processor, the 8MP camera that shoots 1080p 30fps, and Siri. Siri is a chick that lives inside the phone and does whatever you tell her to do… Just like a real woman should. I’m joking! Anyway, check out this video to learn more about how Siri and the iPhone 4S work.

The video is shot in San Francisco, pretty cool.

Pretty funny, these guys live in SF. You need to watch both episodes, don’t half-ass it.

These muh’fuckas always be havin’ hella ho’z in their videos with the ass out. But check out these music videos from some new Bay Area music. I remember when I first moved to the Bay, there was all kinds of crazy music being made, hyphy was nuts. The beat keeps knockin’ down my rear view mirror.

A Drawing… by Aaron Kai: I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Or you can go suck mouse dick. Aloha.

Had to turn the flash off for the night and just do some long shutter shit, Since everybody loved “My Patio in Macro” I had to give you guys more photos. We went to San Francisco to check out Small Business Saturday and do a little shopping, you know support the economy and all that. Kyle and I really wanted to check out Black Scale but they were closed. Pretty dope location, it reminded me of when Kicks Hawaii opened up in the upstairs of that building on King street. You had to know about the store to know it exists. I like that, it makes the location more exclusive, and it makes me feel like I just found the lost city of Atlantis. Anyway, now I’m just talking nonsense (“It’s easy to talk nonsense when you live it.” -Kyle) Mahalo for looking, tell me what you think, leave a comment, shit.

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Nothing brings an entire city together like a National Championship

Black & Orange

The other night some of the Comrades was hanging out, no need to name drop, we know who we are. Anyway, here are their tales told through a series of pictures…

I would be a fucking liar if I said I was a hippie, I’m far from it actually. However I would also be a liar if I said I hate Buds, Reefer, Mary Jane, Pakalolo, Grass, Pot, Dank… Living in San Francisco, smoking is such a social thing. You go to a party and everybody is drinking, but they’re also all burning. It’s dope. But my homie got the dopest bong you will ever see.When I first saw the bong it was about three years ago, I went to smoke with him at his girlfriends apartment by San Francisco State.  I just met this dude, he was a fat fucking stoner.  He use to roll Strawberry Swishers, those are probably the illest flavor of Swishers.  But one of the first times we kicked it he brought out the giant bong.  This fucking bong was like three feet tall, and detailed as fuck!  If you get real stoned you start to check out the glass work that makes this bong so expensive, and exclusive.  Not to mention the glass is real thick and sturdy.But anyways when I first saw it, I was like ‘Ho shit, brah that bong is mean.’  Then he laughed and I was all like ‘How much did that cost?’ and he was all like ‘It was suppose to be like twelve-hundred, but I knew the guy so he gave it to me for six-hundred.’ I was all ‘Brah I would never spend twelve-hundred, let alone six-hundred on one bong, but fuck I’ll smoke out of ‘em.’  So we burned, one bowl for the each of us, that’s how he did it.  One of my best friends in San Francisco.

The other week after a long day of shooting video for an upcoming Lemon video, we had a beer with my sister at Show Dogs; a hot dog place that has beer on tap. Their Happy Hour deal includes: One stadium style dog which was about 10” long with full toppings & a pint of Pabst Blue Ribbon all for only one dollar! That’s right, one dollar! I figure you can drink as many beers for $1 and eat the hot dogs until you get full. Then you can give your remaining dogs to one of the homeless in exchange for some funny stunts.

However I opted not to get it because I wanted something a little better, I drink Pabst everyday at home. Anyways check them out if you’re in San Francisco “Show Dogs” their happy hour time starts at 6 p.m. They are located on the corner of Market & Golden Gate.

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The other week my girlfriend and I went around San Francisco taking pictures and video for some upcoming Lemon Hawaii projects. While we were out we decided to have Dim Sum for lunch in New-Chinatown. I posted some pictures of our order, the dessert was deep fried sweet rice balls with some sort of nori (seaweed) mix inside, I don’t know how they got it to be lime green. Whatever that was, it tasted good!

Still my favorite Chinese dessert is their cupcakes. They are more like muffins but nice and moist. Nobody can make cupcakes like them Chinese! Come see us, I’ll buy you dim sum for lunch!